一年前friendster的部落格。。
“很久很久以前,有一对好朋友~~炸鸡跟鱼柳,他们很快乐地生活在一条名叫疯狂天鹅的村庄里! 突然有一天,鱼柳说它要出去闯荡下而离开了这村庄,炸鸡虽然万般不舍,可是还是尊重了鱼柳的决定!于是鱼柳离开了这村庄!在这段期间,遇见了伪装成人类的宇宙怪胎~~ 林如海!!由于林如海正准备烹煮法式鱼扒,所以看见鱼柳经过,就拖了鱼柳去照爱丝光机!而且还把鱼柳拍成海报然后当传单般派给人!炸鸡知道自己的朋友被玩弄后也很气,无奈鱼柳却被这个厨师的厨艺吸引了!炸鸡也好奇,于是观察了林如海一阵日子,也觉得还不赖啦!但原来不是他们想象中酱简单的!一天,林如海放弃烹调法式鱼扒了转而对鱼柳的另一个朋友~花蟹下手炸鸡跟鱼柳对此都很气!鱼柳跟炸鸡...故事明天再继续敬请期待哦~~~~@@@)”
记得当初为你写这故事时,我们大家都笑翻天了。除了我们以外,应该没人明白这故事的深重意义吧?哈哈。。事隔一年多了吧。。今天再为你延续这故事。。
话说,炸鸡跟鱼柳都一起离开了疯狂天鹅村,他们都有着各自的奇遇。。这一年多来他们分别在呆鹅村跟疯马村遇到了甘蔗跟水饺。。这两个人到底是何方神圣呢?它们的出现竟然颠覆了炸鸡跟鱼柳的生活。一年前,炸鸡选择了到呆鹅村闯荡,还打算在那里呆三年呢。想当年,笨笨的炸鸡就在那里遇到了花名“一碌got”的甘蔗。由于炸鸡从来没有看过骨感多过肉感的东西,所以它对这碌甘蔗很好奇。而这碌甘蔗呢,也没看过这么叽喳的鸡。它也被这只很厉害写鸡爪字法的笨鸡所吸引,可能因为它自己的碌蔗字法还不够出神入化吧。或许就因为他们都来自两个不同的世界,就这么一股的吸引力,花名“老天椰”的椰树就这么天意弄人的把这两个人弄成一碗以广东话为名的菜肴叫做“姐骨gai”(蔗骨鸡)。但好景不常,甘蔗最后抛弃了炸鸡。可能就因为到最后甘蔗发现它当初只是被鸡爪字法吸引。这一年的时间里,炸鸡就用尽了它的鸡爪魔法继续纠缠甘蔗。结果呢?两败俱伤。炸鸡的鸡爪受伤了,而甘蔗也被爪得满身伤。。。
另一边箱,鱼柳也在经历着不同的遭遇。因为它认识了鳗鱼村的水饺。当初鱼柳就因为曾经被一个来自四川,名叫一串的沙爹烧伤过,所以有了戒备心。但,水饺就是因为被鱼柳那股很神秘跟酷弊了的鱼腥味所吸引。于是,阿“老天椰”就把它们弄成“鱼柳水饺”。水饺很疼鱼柳,尽量把水饺皮完整地包起整片鱼柳。但到最后,鱼柳选择离开水饺。可能就因为鱼柳被包得透不过气的关系吧。水饺很坦然地面对了这一切。因为它的绝招就是“包”容。
突然有一天,在炸鸡还用着鸡爪魔法纠缠甘蔗时,甘蔗开始接触到炸鸡的这位好友~鱼柳。。闪电般地着魔。。它使出了它的绝招~甜甜的甘蔗汁,慢慢一步步地去滋润着鱼柳被一串沙爹烧伤的伤口。炸鸡从未想过,鱼柳真的会被甘蔗给融化掉。但,事实却那么地残酷。它们慢慢地融化成“甘汁鱼柳”。是那么稠稠地融化在一起。炸鸡的心是多么的酸。那一种酸,渐渐的把炸鸡给盐化掉。霎那间,炸鸡顿时变成了“盐锔鸡”。那时超级沮丧的盐锔炸鸡听见一粒洋葱在唱歌,于是它当场作了一首歌叫“鸡皮”的给甘蔗。歌词是这样的写着。。
“如果你願意一層一層一層 剝開我的鸡皮 你會發現 你會訝異 你是我 最壓抑 最深處的秘密 如果你真的一刀一刀一刀 插进我的鸡肉 我会流血 我会流淚 只有你会 站在那 看着我的全身粉碎”
甘蔗根本就不会明白炸鸡的心痛。可能因为甘蔗不是肉类的关系吧。它根本不会明白当一把餐刀插进炸鸡的鸡肉时,会有那么地痛。。血一滴一滴地流出来。这个甘蔗懂什么呢?它最多不就是流出甘蔗汁?它根本不会体会到流血的痛。。可怜的炸鸡忍着痛流着血地走了。。它遇到自命“潇洒倜傥”的蓝色金鱼跟“深情专一”的黄色烤鸭,它们给了炸鸡很多安慰。但炸鸡却做了一个很鲁莽的举动,就是偷袭甘蔗,狠狠地在甘蔗身上使出了最出力的一爪。最终,甘蔗跟炸鸡的大战终于展开了。最后。。因为炸鸡心疼着鱼柳,就决定停止这一年来的纠缠,平息这场战争。因为炸鸡担心没了甘蔗汁,“甘汁鱼柳”就不成了。而且炸鸡也真的累了。这一年里,炸鸡把自己搞得伤痕累累,到底是为了什么?炸鸡决定放手了。就让“甘汁鱼柳”继续流传下去吧。“姐骨gai”已经是一道下桌了的菜肴了。炸鸡决定离开了,回去疯狂天鹅村,再也不回来了。因为它打算“投鸡入口”,把自己给厨师烹饪掉,再一口一口地进入客人口中。炸鸡临被烹饪前的最后一个愿望就是希望,甘蔗要好好地对鱼柳。它临走前又作了一首歌。“你们要快乐,要天长地久,你们没有错 爱是自由 走进这把口中 至少 我可以解脱 你们要快乐 要紧紧牵手 你们不幸福 我会难过 成全甘汁鱼柳 不是为了 看着它下桌”如果鱼柳流一滴血,下辈子炸鸡投胎一定会把甘蔗给渣成甘蔗水。
就酱,炸鸡走了。。。
故事就酱子结束了吗?不,因为炸鸡最后投胎了。。变成了一个干物女。。而且还是一个喜欢喝甘蔗水的干物女,两者都是干干的。。哈哈!干物女就酱喝着甘蔗水,等待着她心中的肉干王子出现。。。
~完结篇~(反应热烈的话,考虑再续吧。。下次有缘再会!!!)
12 comments:
n.s ar..apa tu~now is 1.44am..ask me online read such things.almost admit hospital le.tonite no need sleep..tak boleh tahan u la.always write those 'words' make me crazy geh.n hor wat 'yat lok got','satay','shui gao'..ur imaginary not bad ma.at least can make me crazy..CRAZY SWAN..but so many innocent ppl in this blog..somebody suddenly bcum bamboo, crab, satay and bla bla bla..but the most innocent is the 'bamboo' la~he is one of the main character also..haha..last time crab is main character, after 1 year, bamboo fight win le, crab lose le..now hiding in TARC..haha
aiya..i can vy sure that in this world nobody can und this blog la except me n u nia..'lin ru hai'..haha..i almost forgot this ppl le..this crab ppl~lol..hmm..laugh till no oxygen le..write till here first..going to hospital now, waiting someone give me oxygen..
at the end~~to the reader of this blog, please leave any comment here abt this story if u hope this story TO BE CONTINUE...
e o e o..my ambulance cum le..bye
chicken to fillet:
haha..i dure u wil d.n.s me geh..wat o..u msg me 1st geh wo..i baru finish such a big project coz of u wo,suppose watching forensic heroes ll jsnw geh leh,then quit n cont 2 finish it..tis time idea flow out vy fast,i din do in draf 1st too,directly write geh,those name all meaning4ul n related wif those ppl ya..haha!oni u n me noe nia..i noe u love tis carzy swan story vy well,ma cont 2nd season 2 u lo..wiat 1 year oni got 2nd season,u c la..haha!u should thx me leh..is tis blog make u calm down 4om scary de leh..haha!yup..u r rite,mani ppl praise my blog ord..but all din leave me comment geh..huh~Dr.Cool going release my book le,madam Ma n Ivan should come support geh ma..ask ur Ivan come la.haha!Anyway,tis blog is purposely 4 u geh..my beloved fillet~hehe!blek..1 c 3rd season ya?next year la..well,thx 4 support!>_*
Wat The Hell , dun tell me i'm the gold fish ar!!!!and y so little about the handsome and kind gold fish?!!!!
Chicken to goldfish:
Haha!Yup..u r de Goldfish..tis name ord along wif u long time ago liao ma.how can u 4get it?but roasted duck is new character la..haha!ok lo.i change 2 blue color la,then duck oso need change color lo,change 2 yellow color la.ngam its character.haha!kidding.ah duck,dun angry ya..
Hooi,u dun challenge me lo.i really can go write ur story geh wo..but all ppl around u will bcom food or drink name ya,u dun regret lo.haha!but u ok mou o?coz my story describe in such a crazy way ya..haha!but u vy geng ya,if u und my story name n character name.all related wif de real ppl geh leh,not simply write nia de,oni fillet und la..haha!ok la.thx 4 ur support ya!waiting de blue goldfish story lo!haha!
Yoyoyo...how come i be the roasted duck??(due to my middle name?) u ar...excited till crazy ad izit? morning 3 something ask me to read such a stupid crazy meaningless to me de article...dunno what to say to u....
and y am i yellow color??wanna kill u....or u commit suicide...
how come all my "leong's say"(liang2 yan2) that i said before no post out here de...hee....
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Chicken to roasted duck:
Ya lo,de duck vy ngam ur name hor,all my de name i think out really creative ya..no ma.since goldfish 1 add color ma,u appear along wif him ma,ma add oso lo,yellow color not bad wat?haha!3 of de character 4om tis blog ord come post comment le leh..haha!hurrah,wat else?where de bamboo n shui gao?haha!fillet Ma ya,ask ur bamboo ivan come post sth here..hehe!
wat my ivan?? he is not belong to me lo somemore is bamboo tim..gek sei..only 3 of us post comment nia..ask ur ah seng post also ler..ur seng seng prince..Lol
how come wanna delete it?u scare "it" will revenge or kill me? whatever lah...u think "it" will read ur blog?
Wat la..wat u say there make me sweat ma!Chicken although not like lastime le,but,bcoz of fillet,chicken still frd wif bamboo geh.i js dun 1 make both of u feel more hatred 2 each other nia..dun angry la!at least i read ord ma..soli lo!
haha...a very nice story o..
important is the story is wif happy ending..i hope so..hehe..
all character also hav sad moment but tats only a growing up process..'afta rain is sunny day waiting to enjoy'..
the appearance of new char make the story more interesting, we shud thx them not to blame them..kekezz..then the reader baru not sienz ma..haha..
we hope tis story really end d..coz i hope new series of story cuming soon..gambateh o author..........
take care^^
Haha!thx 4 supports ya..almost all character i describe had com post comments here liao ya.so happy!haha!wat u say really correct la.Anyway,it is really a happy ending,js depend on how u translate it 4om ur mind nia..u c,i recover ord la.Hope u oso can do it.Erm..new story ya..ok ok.i try ya,but any gd idea ya?haha!Anyway,really thx 4 supports!=)
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