不带一片云彩的Tag

多谢我亲爱的屁股凝固，我又中Tag了！！！废话少说，来就来吧！Blek >.8

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal): I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ . ___12___, -Your name-

Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue- Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White- I'll join the monastery
Black- I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé(Shy shy la!haha!>.<)
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stoneBlue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing
Hot chocolate - rash
Eggplant- fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With easeJapan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Now, let's have a look at my Letter MEME shall we? :)

Dear PikuLingu:I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok Outside of Chicago and I saw you Ignore My mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of To hate the Boston Celtics.

Fuck off now,
-Xanthus-

译文：

亲爱的屁股凝固: 我真的不知道该怎么告诉你,但我们的那份浪漫情感不复存在了。 我想我已经发现了，当你的狗在芝加哥外头失去控制地横冲直撞时，我也发现你已经不再喜欢我的酸辣芥末酱。我很肯定，你肯定为了我对那位垃圾工人感兴趣而觉得羞耻！我会从洛杉矶寄回那幅画给你，但我会把大卫的那套针织套装保留着，当作一个纪念。你也应该知道的，每当我一想起波士顿塞尔蒂克队，我就会觉得很头痛。。

激愤中的
-星蘅-

哈哈！屁股凝固！你很不好彩哦！竟然是最后一个留言我的人。嘻嘻！我已经尽量把译文感情化了。怎样？感受到我对你的那份真挚的情感吗？哈哈！很恶心哦？嘻嘻！没办法？照译而已嘛！最后一则，很好笑。竟然是粗口，混蛋（Fuck off）。没办法！喜欢神秘感的我真的很喜欢埃及！我可怜的屁股凝固。哈哈！好啦。。是时候Tag人咯！哇哈哈！到底谁那么“幸运”呢？Dang Dang Dang Dang。。（突然想念鱼柳，她的姓，就是Dang。哈哈）

1. HansonLi(谁叫屁股凝固放过你？所以我不客气咯！嘻嘻！)
2.甸之恋
3. ೀ †ChueN ੴ
4. 幸福王子
5. 天蓬元寿
6.凌迟魔女

就6个人算啦！呼呼！完成了！没想到这一个晚上又是为屁股凝固而忙！我怀疑你跟我心有灵犀哦！因为每次都是在我要出远门的前一天Tag我的哦！厉害！中马票都没有酱准！哈哈！不过就算没有你的Tag,我也会来写写的。好啦！可以交功课了！

Hmm,开课咯！明天我就要不带一片云彩地回去了！我会尽量上来这里看看的。想念我的朋友们，可以看看我的旧作打发时间！我会想念你们的~希望你们也一样。。最后，要特别感谢屁股凝固跟HansonLi。谢谢你们两个对星蘅星晴的拥护！下次再见吧！我想几天后应该可以“懒”回来的！等我哦！I'll Be BacK！！！各位博客英雄美女帅哥们，再见咯！